everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I can feel your judgement through the phone
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
we're so committed to being not committed
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