hell yes lets make some ravioli
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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