in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
My ass is underappreciated
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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