There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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