I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I don't think brook has ever known best
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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