Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Best friends brother. Beat that.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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