Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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