oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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