Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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