The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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