The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I enjoy the company of your penis
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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