People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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