i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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