I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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