windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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