Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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