I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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