Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I need to calm my uterus...
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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