i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
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