I love black thongs
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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