She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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