it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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