It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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