At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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