What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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