If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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