Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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