I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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