nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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