What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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