Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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