yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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