I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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