matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
