Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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