you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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