I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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