My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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