Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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