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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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