i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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