i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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