She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
