He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Why can't burritos get me drunk
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Randomize
