we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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