Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
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