Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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