i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I just sucked dick on a ferry
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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