GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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