im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
it's great music for shaving your balls
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Someone came in the potted fern
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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