quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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